…evidently doesn’t stay on tour, as my girlfriends have been pestering me to write a post about our recent weekend away to Galway. Now, I’d like to think this is testament to my writing skills and the fact that I’m funny as fuck, but as a group we do like to reminisce about good times, so I feel it’s more a case of them all wanting to have it all noted down somewhere for posterity and those times when they need a chuckle.
Further more, my memories of that weekend are seriously patchy in part, as my age is catching up with me and I now have a brain that turns to swiss cheese when I’ve been drinking. But here goes…
First of all let me introduce the key cast members*:
Fergie – Co-Lead
Martha – Co-Lead
Leona – Co-Lead
Anne – Co-Lead
Al – The Bar Tender
Lovely Jim
Noah – Boat builder
Hot Dude – a hot, er, dude
GAA Boy
Joe – GAA Boy’s Younger Brother
The Krankees – Teeny, tiny couple that we saw everywhere
The Captain
Rowley Birkin QC
The English Rose – Al the Bar Tender’s GF
*All names have been changed to protect the guilty
Now, I’m going to split this over a few posts because it’s just too long to put into one overall post – what can I say, we crammed a lot in. The chapters will be thus:
Friday – It’s Groundhog Day
Saturday – Coo Coo Ca Choo Mrs Robinson
Sunday & Monday – 15 Hour Party People
Try not to judge… it was probably much worse than I’ve been able to relay here.
