Spare A Thought

This poor guy. Clearly got it all going on from the neck down. But so fuck ugly he has to cover his face on the beach.

poor man

Now love, I’m not going to tell you that someone’s going to love you for what’s on the inside, because you’re clearly HIDEOUS and therefore the chances are slim. You might be able to get some action in specialist clubs etc but that’s about it.

I will give you a little bit of advice though; a non-porous fabric such as PVC or pleather, when worn so tightly over the afflicted area is just going to make it worse. Like when really fat people get mold or yeasty growths  in their fat folds etc. Perhaps a hessian sack would be better!?

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2 responses to “Spare A Thought

  1. There’s a touch of “Gold Inferno” about him. I don’t like laughing at dancers but this guy takes it so seriously it’s funny….

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