Straight from the horses mouth, so to speak.
Fair play to him… at least he’s honest 😉 LMAO
Straight from the horses mouth, so to speak.
Fair play to him… at least he’s honest 😉 LMAO
…evidently doesn’t stay on tour, as my girlfriends have been pestering me to write a  post about our recent weekend away to Galway. Now, I’d like to think this is testament to my writing skills and the fact that I’m funny as fuck, but as a group we do like to reminisce about good times, so I feel it’s more a case of them all wanting to have it all noted down somewhere for posterity and those times  when they need a chuckle.
Further more, my memories of that weekend are seriously patchy in part, as my age is catching up with me and I now have a brain that turns to swiss cheese when I’ve been drinking. But here goes…
First of all let me introduce the key cast members*:
Fergie – Co-Lead
Martha – Co-Lead
Leona – Co-Lead
Anne – Co-Lead
Al – The Bar Tender
Lovely Jim
Noah – Boat builder
Hot Dude – a hot, er, dude
GAA Boy
Joe – GAA Boy’s Younger Brother
The Krankees – Teeny, tiny couple that we saw everywhere
The Captain
Rowley Birkin QC
The English Rose – Al the Bar Tender’s GF
*All names have been changed to protect the guilty
Now, I’m going to split this over a few posts because it’s just too long to put into one overall post – what can I say, we crammed a lot in. Â The chapters will be thus:
Friday – It’s Groundhog Day
Saturday – Coo Coo Ca Choo Mrs Robinson
Sunday & Monday – 15 Hour Party People
Try not to judge… it was probably much worse than I’ve been able to relay here.
Posted in being a dick, happy making, tales of stupidity
Tagged flirting, foolishness, friends, galway, kinvara, manchester, mischief
Sometimes, I am a total and utter numpty. Add to that the fact that sometimes I am a pathetic fashion victim and forget what I actually look like and that I don’t faff about at Parson’s School of Design in NYC during my 9-5, and you’re in for the odd fashion disaster from time to time.
Not tooting my own horn or anything, but I’m not usually what you might call sartorially challenged. I dress pretty well most of the time, or at least like to think so. So, I can only assume that I had some kind of brain fart when I chose to buy these from the lovely ASOS home of many a bargain for the budget-minded fashionista (god I hate that word!)
Now, why would I do this? I have no fucking idea. I don’t even wear glasses, though I kind of wish I did, however, I digress. So, anyway there came a day when my super cool glasses arrived. Did I look any good in them? Did I heckers-like! I looked like a twat!
The glasses have gone back.
Posted in being a dick, fashion, tales of stupidity
Tagged ASOS.com, fashion, foolishness, glasses, idiot, sartorial